Agenda:
- Rehashing of the same old ideas we've been discussing since 2022
- Replaying of the same old PowerPoint presentations we've seen since 2018
- Reheating of the same old coffee from the vending machine on Floor 3
Speakers:
- John, who will reiterate the same talking points he's been saying for years
- Jane, who will read from the same script she's been reading for months
- Bob, who will... actually, we're not really sure what Bob's going to do, but he's here, right?
Breakout Sessions:
- "The Art of Repeating Yourself": a hands-on workshop where you'll learn how to say the same thing 5 times faster
- "The Science of Reheating Coffee": a panel discussion on the optimal ways to reheat last week's coffee
Don't miss this opportunity to relive the thrill of our previous meetings! See you there!